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I'm trying to make hash oil and I am skeptical of what internets offers. Do you know how to make hash oil?
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hash oil is just some kind of base that you run through your shake / leaves to pick up the crystals; and won't cuddle your lungs.

You can use butane and that plastic pipe you use to make potato guns, but it explodes pretty easy and kills you.

When my buddy harvests and has a lot of shake / trimmings we usually make hash butter. It's pretty much use alcohol to get the thc out of the shake then mix what you get with vegetable oil or margarine.

I can give you a less shitty explanation if you're more then just curious how it works.
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firstly, you need a large amount of shake. This being leaves / stem / bottom of the bag / shitty weed you would not smoke. You don't want to go out and grab a quad and do this.

to make oil you have to boil alcohol (99% or 180+ proof), and it's dangerous.
if you don't have an electric stove or fuck up in any way while making it you're DONE. I would skip this option.

You can make hippy crack as an alternative.
-5ish cups of scissored shake
-put it in an electric blender, like what you make smoothies with
-enough water to get it all wet
-mix it up so it looks like green water
-throw in ice
-mix some more

then put it all though something like a coffee filter or cheese cloth to get the pulp out. Then put it in something like a glass, wait 20 minutes, you should see white stuff at the bottom.

pour as much of the green shit out as you can without disturbing the white shit. Then add more witches tits cold water. Then wait another half hour. Keep doing this until all the green is gone.

Then get the white out and dry/compress it, and then you smoke it.

there's a lot of different methods, the theory behind it is hot or cold or chemical extraction.
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firstly, you need a large amount of shake. This being leaves / stem / bottom of the bag / shitty weed you would not smoke. You don't want to go out and grab a quad and do this.

to make oil you have to boil alcohol (99% or 180+ proof), and it's dangerous.
if you don't have an electric stove or fuck up in any way while making it you're DONE. I would skip this option.

You can make hippy crack as an alternative.
-5ish cups of scissored shake
-put it in an electric blender, like what you make smoothies with
-enough water to get it all wet
-mix it up so it looks like green water
-throw in ice
-mix some more

then put it all though something like a coffee filter or cheese cloth to get the pulp out. Then put it in something like a glass, wait 20 minutes, you should see white stuff at the bottom.

pour as much of the green shit out as you can without disturbing the white shit. Then add more witches tits cold water. Then wait another half hour. Keep doing this until all the green is gone.

Then get the white out and dry/compress it, and then you smoke it.

there's a lot of different methods, the theory behind it is hot or cold or chemical extraction.
And this will make quality hash oil?
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get some shake together, empty a bottle of Drano onto it, mix, and smoke.


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And this will make quality hash oil?
cold methods usually give you a solid.

to get the black oil you can do bots with and get chewbaca'd is a lot more dangerous, as they're both chemical extractions.

to get the A-GRADE oil you need about 100$ worth of already made hash, too. It's just hash broken down into a substrate.

but working from green, the basic two ways you could accomplish this with one trip to home hardware are:

butane and pvp piping (lose your arms/dick in an explosion)
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alcohol (burn your house down)

choose your adventure
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So cold method is the safest. What is the heat method, I have an eletric stove. Can you heat up the solid?
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could Hash Oil save your life in any situation?
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So cold method is the safest. What is the heat method, I have an eletric stove. Can you heat up the solid?
You can make butter easy as pie with heat.

It's what I always do.

This is how you make brownies / cookies too.

I don't want to type out a big thing again, so here's a pretty good guide. I just use a mix of water/butter and let it evaporate off; whereas this guy uses lots of butter. Mine would just be a bit stronger.

http://www.420magazine.com/forums/42...asy-steps.html

sidenote: everyone looks so much friendlier and happier on that forum, I wonder why.
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Thanks, I need get this into action soon. EDIT: How strong is this butter? If it is melted can i dip cigs into it?
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Thanks, I need get this into action soon. How strong is this butter?
I made cookies for high school back in the day, because you can't just sit in chemistry and spark a joint. But you can eat a cookie.

Just make cookies and substitute any butter in the recipe X2 with the shit you make.

It's not a jittery high like smoking, it's more of a slow to come on and long to last body buzz. Eat four and you're useless to society for 24 hours, and all you want to do is sit on a couch and watch Spanish television.

The first couple batches I made with my brother were deadly, we were baked and fresh cookies just kept coming out of the oven. I think we played soul calibur for about five hours that day, and in pain from laughing.

edit: you can dip cigarettes into it if you want, you can't smoke it though.
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What you're thinking of and want to make:


'honey oil'

I'm not going to explain and write a guide for dangerous shit for strangers on the internet to do.
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What you're thinking of and want to make:


'honey oil'

I'm not going to explain and write a guide for dangerous shit for strangers on the internet to do.
Link then
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